As pointed out by my wife…
Anita Renfroe has condensed the entire collection of mommy tapes into one song.
For those who have never heard the phrase before: mommy tapes are those things that your mother said so many times that they were automatic.
Things like “Stop hitting your sister!“. Not that I ever heard that one.
So without further ado, I give you everything a mother says, set to the William Tell Overture.

