Every once in a while you get a peek at how their brains work.
While attending the rosary for my wife’s Great Uncle, some gems came forth from the mouths of babes.
First:
Sign number 34 that your kid doesn’t spend much time in a Catholic Church:
Kid #1 (pointing to the crucifix on the wall): Why did they put that guy on the church-sticks?
Second:
The younger of the two also had observations to work out…
(The following took place in hushed tones while everyone was praying the rosery)
Kid #2: What is that guy [the priest] doing?
Mother: Shhh! We’re praying!
Kid #2: Oh.
Kid #2: [Thinks for a few seconds]
Kid #2: Are we praying for him to get out of the box?
Mother (Rather Surprised): I really hope not.

